A Living Hell (Fall Out Boy Fan Fiction)

Lets Fuck Shit Up! (Pete's POV)

"Are we almost there?" Joe whined in the back. "Hemingway is taking up half the seat, I swear to god."

"Don't start that 'are we there yet' bullshit with me," I said.

"I could throw up on the windshield like in the 'Are We There Yet?' movie," he said.

"You do that, Trohman, and I will end you," I said as I glared at him through the mirror.

"Can we not kill each other before we get there?" Patrick asked.

"See? You guys never let me have any fun," Joe said.

"I will turn this vehicle around, mister!" I said.

"Do it! I dare you!" Andy jokingly said as he laughed.

I smirked at him through the rear view mirror, then looked to make sure no one was coming on the road in front of us or behind us. I smiled again and jerked the steering wheel, pulling the vehicle into a full u-turn, scaring the absolute shit out of everyone.

"What the fuck!" Andy screamed.

"You dared me to turn the vehicle around, so I did," I said as I parked the vehicle on the side of the road and smiled.

"You are fucking crazy!" Joe shouted.

"And you're stuck with me," I said.

"I don't want to die," Meagan said as she laughed.

"Pete, you're fucking insane," Patrick said. "I think my stomach did a full three-sixty."

"And then some," Elisa said.

"You jerk," Marie shouted.

"Then don't dare me to do things, because I will not hesitate to do them!" I said.

"Andy, don't do it anymore," Joe said as he chuckled.

"So us almost dying is all my fault?" Andy asked.

"Pretty much," everyone else said while I just laughed.

"I hate all of you," he said as he slumped back in the seat.

"Aw, shut up, Mr. Hurley. You know we love you," I said as I put the vehicle in drive and pulled back onto the road. "And besides, we've only got another ten minutes or so before we're there. Maybe even less if I really kick it."

"No!" everyone shouted.

"Well then," I said.

"What should we do to pass the time?" Elisa asked.

"I have an idea that'd drive everyone crazy, but I know Marie wants to tell you all later," Joe said.

"Screw it," Marie said. "Lets tell them now."

"You sure?" Joe asked.

"Yeah, I mean the only ones who don't know are Pete, Patrick, and Andy. I told the girls already," Marie said.

"Tell us!" Patrick and Andy said as they turned back towards her.

"Why don't you tell them, babe? I mean they're in your band," Marie said as she chuckled at Andy and Patrick.

"Come on, Joe!" I said.

"Focus on the god damn road!" Patrick said.

"Alright, alright, Mr. Pushy!" I said.

"Anyway!" Joe practically yelled over our yelling. "Marie and I have a little announcement..."

"No shit!" Andy said.

"We, Marie and I, are going to have a baby!" Joe said.

"Oh my god, you guys!" Patrick said.

"Aww! I'm so happy for you!" Andy said.

"Oh My Little Trohman!" I said. "Congrats, guys!"

"Thanks," Marie said. "We found out about two weeks ago."

"And you waited until now to tell us?" I asked. "I'm hurt."

"Oh, shut up, Pete," Joe said as he laughed.

Well, anyhow, after fifteen more minutes of us going back and forth, singing at the top of our lungs to the music on the radio on the only station that came in, and just acting plain weird, we were finally at the lake house. This is going to be such a kick ass week!

Once I pulled up, all of us instantly jumped out of the vehicle and stretched. Being cramped in a packed vehicle for four hours sucks, especially when there's a dog involved. After we got our land legs back, we all grabbed our suitcases and whatnot, then walked up onto the tree sap stained wrap-around porch and towards the front door. I quickly unlocked it and we all practically ran inside, dumping our things everywhere. Even Hemingway made himself right at home on the couch.

"Guys, we're here to fuck shit up," I said as I smirked.