Declan was a normal 12 year old, he went to hidden river middle school. He liked smoking potatoes and didn't know How to eat. Yup, perfectly normal. Anyways, his friend Wesley had told him that smoking potatoes would teach him how to eat (but it didn't). But one day Declan accidentally swallowed a potato, or almost. But instead the potato got stuck in his mouth. From this magical moment Declan learned how to eat.
