So declan was bored. So he opened up FL Studio to write some moosic so he made the pitches so high they were hypnotic then just added words.
"I eat kids like vegans eat vegtables."
"I want eat every last one."
"You should too."
"They're delicious as hecc."
"Buy them at your local adoption center."
That should be good. He then broadcasted it on a radio and soon it was a hit song. Because it was hypnotic it hypnotized them into eating their kids. The world was now run by child eaters. Yay.
