Declan had eaten all the kids on earth now. He needed a new source of children. Then he had an amazing idea. He could build a time machine from his oven that he filled with radioactive waste. The energy released from the waste could bring him back in time.
So he went to his oven and got to work. Soon enough, he had a working time machine. His plan was, to go back in time and stop himself from eating all the kids. Then in the future, there would still be kids to eat.
So he went back in time to when he was sitting on the couch with his wife nissa. He went to the fridge without being seen and made his past self a large burger. He gave it to his past self so that his past self wouldn't be hungry enough to eat his child...
He returned to his time machine and went back to his time. But then something started happening. His body started getting thinner and thinner until he was just a string and then soon, he was nothing. That was it. Declan was dead.
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Declan Kearney
2004-2039
He was the biggest boy, but an even bigger child eater.
