Ok get ready to real for like two minutes longer than usual.
Declan was sitting at his table eating his alien dinner. It tasted very citrus.
He went to the sink to clean his plate when suddenly fire started coming out of his eyes, mouth, and ears. He let out a scream of agony before falling on the ground dead.
The police came to his house looking for the aliens but found his dead body instead. They took him to the revival facility and revived him. When he awoke they immediately recognized his face.
"Is that the fugitive we've been looking for?" One of the police asked.
"Fugitive?" Declan said in a confused moaning voice.
"Yeah I think so." The other police officer said.
Then Declan heard the shot of a gun and then there was blackness there to greet him again.
Declan awoke again in a court room. Someone was up front explaining something.
"I am Morgan Diener, CEO of Warmth Orhanages. My story is that this BARBARIAN one day came walking into MY orphanage and just, ate all the children I was taking care of.... My lawyer, Megan Chestine will explain just how many laws this breaks."
She went on to explain every law that was broken but all Declan heard was gibberish. Finally it was declan's turn to present his case.
"Well, umm, you see, umm, it was all wesley lichlm's er, wesley locket's or, umm....
"Loechelt?" His lawyer interrupted.
"Yes, wesley loechelt. It was all his fault."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS MY FAULT!" his lawyer yelled furiously.
"Shall I give everyone a chance to discuss their cases?" The judge said.
"Yes please!" We both replied.
Later in the discussion room thingy...
"Declan, you know me and almost everyone else out there. These are people from HRMS." Wesley said.
"Wesley, I didn't know you were a lawyer!" Declan said completely off topic.
"Yeah dude, it's been my secondary dream-job since I was 10." Wesley replied
"Anyways, we're just gonna eat our way out of the situation because you're literally the most guilty person on earth Declan."
"Oh ok."Declan said.
So they went back out and started eating stuff, and threatened to eat the whole place if they were considered guilty. They also said hi to their old friends. Once they exited the court they ate it anyways because it was delicious.
