Declan and Selene decided they wanted to go to the white house so they did. On the way there, Declan ate a gas station or two.
When they arrived, Declan ate the Andrew Jackson statue in front of the building. Their tour started but when they met the president (Mr Trump), Declan started relentlessly licking his fake tan off. Trump's servants built a wall around him but Declan ate it. And then started sniffing Trump's orange hair. It looked delicious so Declan ate that too. He then went on to eat everyone's hair in the room.
"BEAUTIFUL DELICIOUS HAIR!" He screamed. Selene was furious and he could tell that so he ate her face off as not to look at it. It tasted much better than nissa to say the least.
