Declan was walking down the street watching baby YouTube videos when suddenly his entire body spontaneously started stretching out. He was shocked and so was everyone else near him. He saw out of the corner of his eye someone calling 911. He tried to yell "no!" But he couldn't get any words to come out of his stretched mouth.
The police and firemen soon arrived. The police couldn't fit him in their car. The firemen proposed they wrapped him around the hose spool. It worked. They immediately took him to the hospital.
When they arrived at the hospital to doctor put him in a magnetic scanning device. The doctor discovered that all his bones had completely decayed. This allowed his organs and soft body parts to stretch alot. The doctor diagnosed him with vape-kid-itis. Declan didn't know vaping kids would do this much damage. Then the doctor realized that Declan diet was 100% kids. Then gave him... a cleanse... This meant declan would eat no kids for 4 weeks. The doctor sent him off after giving him synthetic bones
