Declan licked his beautiful dank meme shirt then ate it to make his body more saturative of moistness. He then attached a child patch to his skin and ate a Russian candy. Back to picking his outfit, he needed to pick something normal and casual. So he picked his shirt which said in bold comic sans font "I EAT BABIES, GET OVER HERE CHILDREN!" This was normal for Declan to wear when eating. It still had blood stains from the last child he ate. "78 more shirts to sell at my stand". He said to himself. "And then I will have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$." Each shirt costed 10000000000$ so it was easy to make muneez. When he got out to the street in his hipster Mc hipster outfit, he ate all the other clothes stores so his would thrive. He began selling, his marketing strategy was to eat his customers and get his shirts back. Suddenly police came up and attacked him. Not again... he thought.
