Declan was depressed cause he was spoder. So he went to the doctor but the doctor ran away cause he had arachnophobia. So declan had to fix himself on his own. He began to lick his legs because they had child blood on them from impaling children he had stepped on. But under the blood he could see his legs magically turning back into human legs so he licked off all his legs and soon he was just a human with a spider head. The problem was that Declan could not lick his head. So he went to his shower, which conveniently, sprayed out his own spit. And he was human again. But he forgot to make his intestines human again. So he got clogged with web. But he just had to drink his spit so yeah. Declan was now good and human again.
Also, if you haven't already, look at the picture at the top.
