Calvin's Back!...With An Old Friend

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Sam:

"Is everything ready?" I asked anxiously, skidding to a stop beside Ky mid-ask.

She looked at me, then commented dryly,"It's no wonder you wear holes in your socks."

I rolled my eyes. "I hardly ever do it. Anyways, as I was previously saying-"

"Yes. Now go upstairs and change. I didn't kick the boys out of the house for my health, you know." My friend replied without batting an eyelash. Unless you count her blinking, cuz then she totally batted her eyelashes. But I don't.

Continuing on with the conversation, I said slowly,"But I thought you kicked the boys out because they kept eating all the snack food." Ky shrugged.

"It's a bit of both. Now go put some decent clothes on." She demanded, pushing me towrds the stairs, before smacking my butt in an effort to urge me forward even more. "Did you just slap my butt?!" I squacked mock-indignantly, before reaching back and smacking hers. Giggling, I sprinted up the stairs right after in an effort to avoid her possibly-real-possibly-not wrath.

Slamming the door behind me, I leaned on it for a second, before looking at my closet. "OK. Outfits." I sighed, beginning to rummage through the outfits.

"Nope, nope, cringe-worthy, nope, boobage, pink, -Hey, that's my Harley Quinn costume from college!-, boobage, skintight, too small...PERFECT!" I cried, pulling the shirt off of the hanger. "And I have the perfect pants!" I added, before cackling evilly.

Then I started choking, so I had to stop. #fail.

Two minutes later, I slid down the stair railing, landing-for the first time!- safely on my feet! I laughed, before slipping and falling. "Man!" I groaned, before getting to my feet.

Tori noticed me first. "Nice fall. Railing?" She asked, before noticing my outfit. "Are you seriously wearing that?"

Getting to my feet, I replied bluntly,"Thanks. No, slipped on floor. Yes. What's wrong with it?"

She shrugged. "Well....When Ky said "decent clothes", she didn't mean a Batman shirt and dark blue jeans."

I looked down, then shook my head. "I don't know what I was thinking." I declared, and Tori visibly deflated with relief. "I forgot my Batmask!" I cried, racing back up the stairs, and Tori groaned.

Another two minutes later, Ky hollered up the stairs,"HE'S HERE!"

Struggling to fit it on, I yelled back, "SEND HIM IN!"

I heard the door open, then people yelling and talking loudly.

About 10 minutes later, I decided to slide down the railing again, landing on my butt-as usual-.

Everyone stared at me. Then Ky popped the question.

"Sam...what are you wearing?"

I looked down-through the Batmask- at the cape and utility belt I had added to my outfit. "I'm BATMAN!" I declared, using the Batman voice.

From somewhere behind her, a familair voice chuckled,"Looks like you haven't changed a bit, Harley."

I sat up, looking over to Calvin curiously. He nodded, smiling cheekily. "I guess I brought you the better present."

At that, I squealed, launching myself through the crowd and at the speaker, wrapping my Batcape-covered arms around her. "NIKKI!!!!" I yelled excitedly, pulling her back so I could do an analysis.

"You got taller!" I squeaked.

"Yeah!"

"You cut your hair!"

"Yeah!"

"You grew BOOBS!"

"YEAH!"

Nikki and I went back and forth, before hugging again, still talking. When I pulled back, I spotted Niall's confused expression. "Oh. Well, people, this is my BC/FFFLADAH, Nicole!" I introduced. "And that's... Everybody." I ended lamely. Nicole laughed, patting my shoulder sympathetically. "It's OK. I'm here for you."

Looking over to Calvin, I said seriously,"I'd hug you, but you hate hugs.", before pointing at Niall. "Nikki, that's my fiancée, Niall."

She stepped up into his personal space bubble, examined him closely, before lightly slapping him across the face.

I say lightly because it was clearly a play-slap, one where you actually hit, but it doesn't hurt as much as a real slap.

Niall looked weirded out, and Nikki smirked.

"Sam did it." She said simply, referring to her weirdness.

I looked down at my wrist, before realizing I didn't have a watch, and glancing at the wall clock.

"Sorry, people, but our outfit picking time is at 8:30 tomorrow, which means we need to be ready by 8:00, which means we should be going off to bed. Plus, Calvin and Nicole have been traveling aways. So party's over for today. Night." I said seriously, walking upstairs to my room.

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Updated!

My cousin-she's actually my cousin- Nicole in the story is -in my opinion- a spitting impersonation of @scarecrowenigma. GO GIVE HER LOVE!!!

MADI

Next Update: Jan. 8-10ish

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