Love In the Niall River *Completed*

Crap Goes Down!

Sam:

It was late. Everyone was upstair figuring out beds. I sat at the table, sipping a Diet Coke. Niall said I didn't need it. Hah. I heard a door creak open and twitched. A figure slowly stepped into view. My brain screamed, "BARBIE!!" which sent my brain

into giggles. But then she turned to me, and she made a face. "Who're YOU?" I stared at her. "Who're YOU?" She scowled, then pouted. I looked at her. "I'm the mental chick whose going to jam you into a birdcage and put you on train tracks, then laugh manically as you die if you don't get out of the d@mn house!" I stared at her. She scowled again. "You wouldn't--EEEEEEE!!!" she shrieked as I tossed my still-half- full can of Diet Coke on her. Harry came bounding down the stairs and smiled. "Hanna!" He slung an arm around her shoulder and kissed her cheek. "I see you've met Sam." He smiled cheekily. Hanna scowled. "She threw soda on my prada!" She whined. "No I didn't!" I protested loudly. "POP! POPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOP!!!POP!! POOOOOOOP!!!!!!" I wailed loudly. Everyone else came thumping down. "It's PO-OP! DUH!! YOU'RE IN CANADA!! GET IT RIGHT!!" Niall and Louis tried to muffle their laughter.

They failed.

Niall and Louis ran out of the room, trying to contain themselves. Liam and Zayn smiled and cast amused glances at each other. Ky came over to me and slung her arm over my shoulder. "Hanna, this is Sam. Sam, Hanna." Ky hissed in my ear. "...The biggest beeyotch on the planet." I kept my face serious. "Andy and Sam make a date?" She whispered. "5 months from now. We're all invited." She smiled and turned around. "Sorry about Sam, Hanna. She's a bit..unusual." Niall and Louis came in at that very moment, and they started ROTFL again. I pulled away from her. "Whose side are you on?" Ky snickered. "The losing side." Brielle came downstairs and finished it. "Th-Thank you!" I fell on the floor in hysterical laughter. (Where was that from? Challenge!!) Ky and Brielle started laughing too. Hanna looked at us with disgust. "Laughing. You should try it." I said, looking up at her. Everybody but Hanna and Harry snickered. Harry looked down at me. "She laughs, just not a lot."

"Too much Botox?" I said seriously. Hanna stared at me. "No!" She said, offended. I nodded. "Just wondering, GOSH!" I yelled, then pulled myself off the floor. "Sam is Niall's girlfriend. And... Hanna is Harry's." Louis said slowly as Alexia and Tori came down the stairs.