Angel:A supernatural fantic

I hate you,You hate me.

+IM NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THIS CHAPTER.I MADE ANGEL SEEM TO SLUTY😳😔

please read the chapter after this one(snow queen) for it to make sence.There was a technical diffacalty snow queen is suposted tobe the chapter before this+

I was in a room with only table,A small desk lamp and two chairs.
"Now young lady,We can do this the easy way or the hard way.And I dont like the hard way" A cop said walking into the door.
"What the whole good cop bad cop thing?"
"Want to tell me why you stabbed an officer?"
"I wanted his handcuffs"
"Why?"
"There just LOVELY to use in bed you know.A major turn on for girls"I say jokingly.
"Alright smart ass.Who are you and why did you kill a officer?"
"My names Fuck you"
"So you want bad cop do you?"
"I think you should lay off the doughnuts,dunkin "
"I think you want to spend 40 years in jail"
"How about a deal.I dont see a ring on that finger of yours.So how about you let me go if I give you a little kiss?"I ask hopefully.
"Your gonna have to do better than that Sweetpea"
"Then what about I strip for you? I will be totally naked?"
"You naked.I wouldn't be able to handle it."
"You can even touch me"
"Fine let's go" he opened the bathroom door for me and locked it.
well this is one way to get out of jail.

+Time skip:back to the Winchesters+
"Guys I'm back!" I yell from the bunker door.Sam and Dean run to the door and give you a hug.
"Don't you ever leave us again.You hear me pancake?" Dean said.
"Just because I hear you dosent mean I'm listening"
"Angel" Sam warned
"Yes I hear you.But it isn't my fault I was almost put in jail."
"What do you mean almost?" Sam asked
"I mean I was going to be put in but I wasn't"
"Why weren't you?" He asked
"Sammy isn't it obvious.You can see it in her face!" Dean said laughing.
"What do you mean?"
"Oh my god,Sam she-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP DEAN!"
"Slept with a cop"Dean finshed.
Sam looked over at  me.
"Guys it was that or 40 years in jail"I say trying to win my case
"Killing an officer is only 29 years of prison.What did you do to make it almost 12 more years?" Dean asked
"It's 11 years and I may or may not have tryed smart assing<IS THIS EVEN A WORD?> the cop" you say to both of them.
"Dean tryed that once.It didn't work"Sam said "he even used his weird come backs and everything."
"My name is Dean Winchester.Im an Asjdjdb.I enjoy long walks on the beach and frisky woman.And I did not kill anyone" Dean said quoting himself.
"Do you think your cute?"
I ask
"I think I'm adorable"

"Okay you guys.Is anyone hungry? I have to do a supplies run?" Sam said putting out his hand to tell Dean he wanted the keys.
"Pie?" I asked
"Dean you have to give me the keys"
"Says who? It's MY car"
"Actually it's dads"
"Do you see him anywhere? Nope! So that means that Baby is mine"
"Dean do you want pie or not?"
"You always forget the pie anyways"
"Dean I'm not going to smash your car into a tree"
"What was that? I didn't hear you.I thought you just said 'my car' "
"Dean give me the keys"
"Never"
"When have I ever done anything to the impala?"
"When you put that discussing thing in it"
"What was that?"
"A iPod touch"
"DEAN GIVE ME THE KEYS! I DONT HAVE AN IPOD ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU THREW IT ON THE STREET"
"Not my fault you desisted to put something like that in my car"
"It was my car when you died"
"Well news flash,I'm alive"
"Only because of Cas."
"Don't drag Cas into this"
"Why?"
"Because then I will drag Ruby into this"
"You wouldn't"
"Try me Sammy boy"
"Keys now"
"Is that how you ask?"
"Is that how you get girls? With your ego that's bigger than China?"
"At least I can get a girl.Goldie locks"
"Please you only get girls because your desperate"
"I am not desperate"
"Tell That to your hand"
Ewwwww!
"Wow Sam think of something newer than making fun of my sex life"
"Please you do t have a life period.So you definitely dot have a sex life"
"Says the guy who only bangs monsters"
"Says the guy who watches Dr Sexy MD"
"It's a good show!"
"It's for girls"
"So its for you?"
"What no"
"Well your hair is long enough for you to be one"
"I'm not a girl"
"Trans gender maybe"
"Dean just shut up and give me the keys"
"Get your own car"
"Get your own pie"
"Get your own angel"
"We share Cas"
"Not anymore.He was-Is my angel.He got me back from hell.Not you"
"I tryed to!"
"The only reason I was even dead was because I was saving you!"
"I never asked you to!"
"That's not the type of thing you ask someone to do Sam.Thats the type of thing someone dose for them with saying anything.Thats what you do for people you care about.People you love"
"Dean I-"
"Sam just shut up and let me speak.Sam I love you.And I know That probably sounds weird coming from a Winchester because we where never told it.Not from anyone else other than mom.Not from dad,Bobby or each other."
"I love you too Dean"
"Is it safe for me to come out now?" I ask from the room I was hiding in.
"Yeah,Sorry about that Pancake" Dean says laughing a little while putting a hand behind his neck"
"Um Dean I still need your keys"
"Your not getting my keys Sam!"
"You know,I've had it up to here with you"
"Yeah right back at ya"
Today is going to be a long day.