When I rule the world, and try to overthrow me, but fail and die a horrible death, you will need to plan, which is what I did.
PLANS
1. To begin, I will gather a group of followers who will help peacefully overthrow the president and the rest of the US Government.
2. Overthrow people (prez, government, Mrs. Bushey, mean and evil press people) by bribing them with gummy bears, and M&Ms, and Jolly Ranchers.
3. Take over the United States, with everyone under my control
4. Peacefully assemble an army that will step–STOMP ON ALL OF THE PAST FAILED LEADERS' GRAVES WHO RUINED MY CHANCE OF EASILY BECOMING RULER OF THE WORLD.
5. Repeat all steps with all countries
6. Be happy.
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How I Will Dominate the World
Kurgu OlmayanA sad depressing story about the world and how it will slowly meet its end when I take control.
