1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

527) urban dictionary

Ok guys you HAVE to look up your name in the urban dictionary!! its sooo funny! my name is Cate, (everyone calls me Catie and I prefer Catie) and you have to see what comes up!

A female name short for Catherine. Cate is a goddess on two legs. A girl lucky enough to be named Cate is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, geniune girls you will ever meet. Legend has it that she is an absolute beast in bed, but there are so few that have experienced such a heaven.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Man I can't believe you dumped Cate. You'll never have anyone like her again.
Guy 2: Yes I know, biggest mistake of my life.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Damn, I wish I could be just like Cate.
Girl 2: I know, she's so sweet and pretty.

Example 3:
Guy 1: I'm sorry, but it's over. I want to be with Cate.
Girl 1: Everyone wants to be with Cate...