659) horny bastard

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Little johny was in class and his teacher held up a picture of a cat and said "what animal is this?" one of his classmates said "thats a cat!" the teacher then held up a picture of a dog and someone said "dog!" then the teacher held up a picture of a deer, no one was saying anything so the teacher said "it's what your mum calls your dad" and little johny says "i know! i know! a horny bastard!"

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