1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

649) kidnapped

If a random creepy guy said "I'm kidnapping you but I wont hurt you!!" I'd be crying my eyes out

but if One Direction kidnapped me and said "We're kidnapping you and were gonna rape you and leave you in the gutter I'd be like YEAAAAAAAH BUDY! WHOO- HOO!

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I know 1d would never do that! No hate! I'm legit their #1 fan, Kay?