646) crush

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crush: hi there!

me: **trips over nothing and falls on face** " hi you know we have so much alike"

crush: "really, how?"

me: "we both need oxygen to survive and we both produce carbon dioxide. we also know how to talk and we are both awesome"

crush: "alright im going to go..... talk with my friends"

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