1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

670) dirty pick up lines

|| Dirty Pick Up Lines ||

1) Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where I can find one?

2) Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.

3) I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!

4) While behind someone at a fast food place say; you should order a number 69; ( what's that?) an order of fries and a coke with me on the side.

5) guy: my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue! In fact I can feel myself getting hard right now! [OMFG]

6) I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.

7) Do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg and have a ball!