1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

675) make a 1D sentence

1) your birth month

jan- i sang with

feb- i shagged

mar- i danced with

april- i put on mankinis with (man- kini)

may- i poked

june- i played hide and seek with

july- i shared a bed with

aug- i went on a date with

sep- i harrased

oct- i licked

nov- i poked

dec- i sang with

2) your hair colour

brown- harry styles

blonde- louis tomlinson

red- niall horan

dyed - zayn malik

other- liam payne

3) colour of your shirt

black- and his mum

white- at a gay bar

grey- in the rain

red- on the clouds

blue- at granma's house

other- naked

multicoloured- underwater

4) your birth year

1995 and before- with a spoon

1996- and went to jail

1997- and tweeted it

1998- and lived happily ever after

1999- and he proposed to me

2001- because we were horny

2002- then he told me he was gay

2003 and after- with some carrots

mine: I danced with, harry styles, naked, because we were horny