My Joke n Riddle Book

2.More on jokes.

1. My friend told me that only onions make people cry then I threw a coconut on his head and asked him how was that????

2. A Message to all the      Students: EDUCATION is the door to SUCCESS...&...COPYING is the KEY...

3. This is this cat.
     This is is cat.
     This is how cat.
     This is to cat.
     This is keep cat.
     This is an cat.
     This is idiot cat.
     This is busy cat.
     This is for cat.
      This is twenty cat.
      This is seconds cat.

Now go and read the third word in each line....
Got u.......

4. Yo mama is so stupid that she stopped at the stop sign and waited for it show go....

5. The annoyiang moment is when u wake up early on a Monday and u later realise that its holidays.
 
6. Cutest letter by a little kid: Dear maths, pleasE grow up n solve ur own problems:-):-)

7. Maths sir: What is a 'line'?........................A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk...

8. Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then...How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

9. Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C...Now give relevant example...Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.

10. Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- People are more interested in others life than their own-!