1.One night a theif entered the house via the children's room's window as the theif was leaving the house after stealing the kid woke up and told the theif to steal his school bag and his books or else he will wake up his parents.
2. Teacher- , Why does the statue of liberty has a torch in one hand and a book in the other hand?
John- Because we shouldn't study in dark.
3.Yo mama is so black that when the police shot a bullet to her , the bullet returned back asking for a torch.
4. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
5. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like passengers in his car.
6. I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
7. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I KNOW THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT BUT I WILL UPDATE WHEN EVER I GET TIME -Dt..
If there are error mistakes forgive me.
Question of the day?
Which joke is ur favourite from the above ones?
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My Joke n Riddle Book
HumorHiiii,this basically an ongoing series about different kinds of jokes and riddles with their answer .I will keep on updating it whenever I get time and thanks to my friends Tashab2k ,Amanda Mia, Belinda n others
