My Joke n Riddle Book

5.(John the stupid). ..

1. John: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Joseph: All False..Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination...

2. Once John was trying 2 impress a young lady..
John:I have seen u some where..
Lady:Possible, i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

3. John: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure? John: i have done diploma in interior designing ..

4. John: Will U marry, after I die..
Lena: No, I will live with my sister.
Lena: Will U marry, after I die..
John: No, I will also live with your sister.

5. 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival..John:What does your wife look like?
Alex:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
John: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

6. Once John got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the party, John was very shocked 2 see other people wearing suits also !!!!!!

7. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
John: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

8. Boss: Where were you born?
John: U.K ..
Boss: which part?
John: What which part? Whole body was born in U.K

9. Joseph: "John, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read John B.A...This Year It Read John  M.A.,...When Did u Finish ur Masters Degree?
John: "You Don''t Understand...Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again...Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again...

10. John: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made..Joseph: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

11. John at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Thanks for reading .Please forgive if any mistake made.... I will soon update.