1. When everyone has left you & No one is around you & You are Standing alone in some corner of this world...Always Remember 1 Thing...It's the Best Time to...Adjust Your UNDERWEAR!!!
2. Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said...But...Telling lies increases Ur Memory...Think different...
3. U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!
4. Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
5. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
6. If you like my sms, It means I’m smart...If you save, means you agree I’m smart...If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart...If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because I’m smart.
7. Never ask for hug, Just take it...Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you...Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you...You have been trained...Now go and flirt
8. Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
9. Evolution of Man: Without Marriage “Spider Man”...On Marriage Day “Super Man”...After Marriage “Gentle Man”...If wife is beautiful then rest of life.....“Watch Man”
10. There have been many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled u, irritated u, bugged u.....today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it the next year also...
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My Joke n Riddle Book
HumorHiiii,this basically an ongoing series about different kinds of jokes and riddles with their answer .I will keep on updating it whenever I get time and thanks to my friends Tashab2k ,Amanda Mia, Belinda n others
