My Joke n Riddle Book

7.Boy and Girl Jokes....

1. Newton's 5th Law (Exam Law): "Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases When The Number Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases"..

2. Boys are always intelligent than girls...Want proof? Ok read this...We always say "intelliGENTS"...Have u ever heard "intelliLADIES"?????

3. New type of breakup....Girl:-I wanna breakup with U...Boy:-Why? Girl:-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook...

4. Archimede's love principle- When a heart is dipped partially or fully in d love of a girl, then d loss in studies is equal to time spent in her memories...

5. Why Boys r so Careless & Irresponsible? B'Coz they know that Somwehere some Sweet & Innocent Girl is Learning 2 be Responsible 4 them..!!

6. The height of bad luck: A girl and boy met last time for breakup...Unfortunatly girl s father caught them...Now they are married couple...

7. Height of OMG LIKE Situation: A guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend name on his forearms & makes a spelling mistake...

8. Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!

9. Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life...Without You Life Is Cloudy...You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land...Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

10. Crazy fact of todays generation: Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers...But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

Thx for reading this book and pls notify any joke requests on any topic...I will try my best and I will also mention u in my next chapter. ...