My Joke n Riddle Book

8.Stupidity of students. .

1. There are 3 kinds of students in the world...Some make wonders happen, Some see wonders happen, And.......Others wonder what happened!!!!!

2. Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!

3. Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours...But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments...And those Idiots r known as Toppers.!!

4. Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all...Little johnny : That's good..Actually i didn't do my homework!

5. Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it♥

6. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

7. Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up, Tell me two pronouns...Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

8. TEACHER: Ali, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago...
Ali: Me!

9. Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

10. Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

11. Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

12. Air & students hv d same mentality...How??????????? Both are turning d book's pages without reading.

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