1. Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
2. Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.
3. Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
4. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
5. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
6. Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
7. Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
8. Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
9. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
10. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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My Joke n Riddle Book
HumorHiiii,this basically an ongoing series about different kinds of jokes and riddles with their answer .I will keep on updating it whenever I get time and thanks to my friends Tashab2k ,Amanda Mia, Belinda n others
