My Joke n Riddle Book

14. Yo mama (part2)

1. Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

2. Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

3. Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

4. Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

5. Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

6. Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

7.Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

8. Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

9. Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

10. Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

I know that I updated the book after a long tym but from now on it will be updated ever week ~Dt..

And pls dont forget to watch the above video believe me u will lyk it.
@ superwoman.

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