My Joke n Riddle Book

12.Husband wife♥♡

1. A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle...If one gets punctured, the vehicle can't move any further...Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!

2. Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife...If somebody else describes her to you...

3. Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven..!!! While Unfaithful will enjoy heaven on earth..!! Choice is yours!!!!!

4. A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive...

5. When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

6. Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to arise, Hurricanes to sway around, & No one teaches how to choose a husband...NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!!

7. 2 Married Men Talking-10yrs Ago, Whenever I Returned Home, My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing...Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite...

8. An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women.

9. Husband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

10. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney...Husband is liver & wife is kidney...If liver fails, kidney fails...If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Thanks to everyone  who have already requested me for this section of  jokes and hope u like them....Lots of love-Dt♥♡