"Dang it. When are we getting the bloody hell out of here?! We've played twenty questions over twenty times in the last, what, two hours?" I said sarcastically. I've learned already so much about him. It's like I've known him for my whole life!
Name: Liam James Payne
Age: 17
DOB: 29/08/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Wolverhampton
Favourite Film: All three of the Toy Story movies
Celeb Crush: Leona Lewis
Man Crush: Michael McIntyre
Bet you didn’t know: He only has one kidney.
Turn-ons: Knee socks, PDAs, giggling, squealing and tattoos.
Turn-offs: Burping, farting, swearing, fake tan and bling.
Liam is a loyal and faithful boyfriend.
On a date he would wear jeans and a T-shirt.
His perfect girl would have to be cheeky but quiet and a bit shy as well. He likes happy, smiley girls. He also likes mousy brown haired girls.
Apparently, he has been grabbed on his crotch a couple of times.
If he sees you cry, he will probably go out with you.
He owns a pain of pink hair straighteners.
He’s the daddy of the group.
Best thing about being a boy? Well, it’s a man’s world!
Best thing about being in One Direction? There is never a dull moment.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Kiss Harry!
Favourite aftershave: Paco Rabanne’s 1 Million.
Favourite grooming product: Hair wax.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Nothing!
Bath or shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do you have? I have a Blackberry, but I also have an iPod touch and an iPad.
What do you cuddle up to at night? I scrunch myself up in the covers.
( I got these from http://satisfymyaddiction.tumblr.com/post/4242620146/one-direction-facts-liam-payne sorry if they are wrong! )
OH! He also asked a girl out (22 Times and she said no every-time but when she said yes she dumped him the next day might I add ) by Mario's "Let Me Love You" and she said yes but dumped him the next day. I find that horrible. And He is Daddy Direction! Ha-ha..Weird.
"I know basically all the weird stuff now.. Also. You can find a lot about you on http://www.polyvore.com/liam_payne_facts_quotes_lt/collection?id=1216929 . I find it a bit..Stalkerish. How I know that is a long story. But Have fun.. You should google yourself! I do it all the time!" I said laughing.
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Tell Me A Lie (One Direction) (By @NeverTheCoolKid MY BEST FRIEND )
Fanfic~~~~~~~~~~~~~This book is originally Wrote by @NeverTheCoolKid :) We helped and she didn't have an account at the time, go find her and FAN ! :) Anyways.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapen is a normal 18 year old girl. She loves skating, singing, play...
