So, I finally arrive at "da" pool again. I see Mrs. InLine 1, 2, and 3 in stand up position, moving fiercely their hips, twerking. Tutz tutz tutz!!! SUUUUUMMMMMEEEERR!!!
"GALS" stay dancing.
I say, eating "seafoodas"... speed up!
- Hahaha! Looks like a mix of the video "Don'T Stop The Party", by Pitbull, with Renaissance movement and "G.U.Y.", by Lady Gaga.
I ask for a portion of "lobsta" "cos" I was hungry. The 3 "GALS" share with me and put in my mouth, feeding me with their smooth and generous hands. I also twerk.
- "GALS", "GALS", "hunnas" (inspired by Wiz Khalifa), "in matters of style, swim with the current", inspired by Thomas Jefferson.
- Maaaaaannnnn! Afffff!
Already out of the circule of twerking, I sit next to the Mrs. SkirtUp.
- Dallleeeee!
- Affff!
The another three "GALS" dance and celebrate. Mrs. SkirtUp eats lobster, with a disgusting face.
- Why are you pissing me off? Why? Why?
- C'mon, fool! It is not my fault! I am educated.
- Are you kidding me? Are you telling me I am not educated, ma'am?
- What's the wrong, man?
I sing "Started From The Bottom", by Drake.
She tells me:
- What did you say?
- Pooooseeerrrr!!!
She snobs and stands impassive. So, with handful of lobster, I put it in her mouth, pushing. I say, laughing out, sadly:
- Do open this mouth!
- Nope!
I push strongly the slices of "lobstas".
- Grrroooosssss!!!
-You suck, girl!
- Mmmmmm! I know it! Hey, The Hamurabi's Code said 'do not beat in a woman... neither with a flower.
- I did not beat you, I only pushed lobster into your beautiful mouth. And... and... at that time, lobster was rare, I guess, so it has been told about flowers, not lobster, so much less offensive.
- You are a pig male chauvinist.
- "Nope"... "nope"... "nope"... You are not reasonable, pretty "GAL". Did you want a feminist guy?
- Nope! Only a 'normal guy who respects the rights!
- I have never been so respectful evaaaahhhh. I have never disrespected human rights, right? I am this guy, respectful, faithful, loyal, but you are a noob.
- Afffff!!!... "Get Out Of The Way, Bitch", by Ludacris. I gonna go to the bathroom!
- Period? Haha... or will you shave? Lol... I sing loudly "Hakuna Matata!"
She goes back and says:
- Man, you are the dumbest guy "evahhhh"... shut the f... up... but... but... I love you! Kiss me, please, before going to the bathroom.
I kiss hardly Mrs. SkirtUp. She almost faints in front of me "cos" the mixed emoctions and desires.
She returns with elegance from the bathroom.
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The Famous ME
Ficción GeneralA kingdom where glamor and a fabulous life have the same power and strength of state as wars, military actions, and political and commercial negotiations. There is no day when there are no feasts of great magnitude and awe to mere humans, in the fac...
