The Masses

Act X

F4.1: [irritated] This is the e-garden. You have a short time here, and then you die. Except you don't really die, you move on to a greater existence. In that existence, you must please the gods. To please the gods try to find an emptiness in your soul and imagine what it is like to fuck before you-

M1.9: [enraged] No. You shouldn't-

F4.1: I'm talking!

M1.9: But you're doing it wrong

F4.1: I am not.

M1.9: We shouldn't fuck at all!

F4.1: That is not what he said! Were you even listening?

M1.9: But it makes sense not to.

F4.1: He said you were fine. You have no reason to be this bitter about it.

M1.9: You just want to fuck and are willing to ruin some newborn's chance at bliss to do it.

F4.1: He did not say anything about-

M2.4: Stop! Who said? What are you talking about?

M1.9: A god came to visit us and told us how to live our lives. He was very clear on us remaining dedicated to pleasing the gods –

F4.1: Which does not mean we can't enjoy ourselves after we figure it out.

M1.9: There's no way of knowing we've figured it out!

M2.4: Figure what out?

M1.9: How to please the gods.

F4.1: It's really not hard. You just imagine what fucking would be like before you do it. The last girl here only thought about it for a few seconds and the god seemed satisfied.

M1.9: And imagine how satisfied he would have been if she spent her whole life thinking about it instead of doing it.

F4.1: Look. You can object as much as you feel you need to. I don't want to fuck you anymore. You'll die soon and then you won't be able to stop me.

M1.9: (shock) You bitch! (turns to M2.4) Don't listen to a damn word this evil bitch says and do not fuck her. Ever!

M2.4: Hey, this is between you two. I don't see what it has to do with me.

M1.9: If you fuck her you will not join the eternal bliss of the afterlife.

F4.1: Oh, you are so full-

M1.9: Shut up! Think of fucking. Think of an emptiness in your soul. But do not fuck her!

M2.4: [lips part slightly] I have a question. Let's say I fuck her and I don't get eternal bliss. What is there instead?

M1.9: Torture, I'd imagine.

F4.1: He did not-

M1.9 is pulled from the garden.

F4.1: That asshole!

M2.4: What was that all about?

F4.1: It's not important. Do you want to fuck me?

M2.4: [suspicion] But he said not to.

F4.1: He didn't know what he was talking about. You only have to think about fucking before doing it to please the gods.

M2.4: He said something about an emptiness...

M3.2 is inserted into the garden.

F4.1: Oh, yeah and try to discover an emptiness within your soul. But once you do that, you are free to fuck as often as you'd like.