M16.1: No, she is mine. You will have to wait for the next one.
M4.4: But you're not even fucking her right now.
M16.1: That's because I've been fucking her for quite some time. I'm getting tired.
M4.4: Well, what if she's not tired?
F11.2: I'm tired.
M4.4: No you're not.
F11.2: Fine, I'm not. In fact, I'm very horny. But I'm still not going to fuck you.
M4.4: Why not?
M16.1: Because I said no. She is mine, and there is nothing you can do about it.
M4.4: Why do you let him have ownership of you? If you're horny, we can fuck. You don't need his permission (eats an apple).
F11.2: Did the idea not occur to you that maybe I like being owned more than I like fucking?
M4.4: Why would such a ridiculous idea occur to me?
F11.2: It's obvious, isn't it? That's why I'm so horny. If no one owned me, I wouldn't be interested in fucking.
M4.4: How could that possibly make you horny? And how does the thought of fucking for the sake of fucking not make you horny?
The captain is inserted into the e-garden and quickly grabs a puppet (M1, by coincidence).
F11.2: How? I don't know. But it doesn't matter because that's the way it is.
Captain: Hello.
M4.4: Well, so much for that.
Captain: So much for what?
M4.4: I was told I would get a woman for myself if I just waited.
Captain: A woman?
M4.4: Yes. A woman.
Captain: What's a woman?
M4.4: Seriously?
Captain: (pauses) Yes.
M4.4: A woman. Not a man. Like her (points to F11.2) for myself?
Captain: Oh. A 'she'. I get it. So, what's wrong with having her?
F11.2: I'm taken.
M16.1: She's mine.
Captain: Alright, whatever. Anyway, I'm sure by now you are all probably curious about that object over there (points to the rock).
M4.4: No. Not really.
M16.1: It's a message from the gods, telling us to fuck only one person.
Captain: What? No it isn't.
M16.1: Of course it is. I knew a guy who was there when it arrived.
Captain: Well. As it happens, I'm the god who sent it. And it was a message, but that message was about how to please the gods.
M16.1: You're a god? Bullshit.
F11.2: Yeah, and that message was to please the gods by having sex with only one person.
Captain: What's sex?
M16.1: Hah. A god indeed...
F11.2: Sex is... fucking.
Captain: Oh. Well, I'm telling you that wasn't the message. Where did you get that idea, anyway?
M16.1: Fine. If you're a god, answer something for me. How do I know what a cloud is?
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The Masses
RandomSo that you can't say you weren't warned: there is a lot of sex in this story - probably more than any story that isn't simply a pornographic script. But the sex is used to tell the story, rather than being the focus of it. To that end, the sex is r...