M51.1: But, why wouldn't you fuck me?
F85.1: Because, I've been fucking all my life, and would like to spend some time reading.
M22.2: That's not true. I don't know about before I got here, but we only fucked very briefly before you suggested I fuck the last girl.
F85.1: Yes, that's when I started reading.
M22.2: Oh... Well that is true... By the way, yes, the rock is very interesting, but we both understood that without you telling us every 20 seconds. We could have done without your commentary.
F85.1: And I could have done without pausing every 10 seconds to ask me to kiss her while you put it in her round hole.
M22.2: What can I say? I like my girls like I like my doors.
F85.1: What... locked up?
M22.2: No, huge knockers, swinging both ways, and every exit also an entrance.
F85.1: That's lame. Did you just make that up?
M51.1: I thought it was funny.
M22.2: See? He thought it was funny.
F85.1: Well, put it in his round hole, then.
F85.1 is pulled from the garden
M51.1: Well, this is awkward.
M22.2: What?
M51.1: Oh. Um.. nevermind (eats an apple).
M22.2: You know she was joking, right?
M1.9 is inserted into the garden. Since she is already synced with the M1 puppet, she regains it. [her real eyes are still open, but not moving around].
M51.1: Yes, I get that now.
M1.9: Hello.
M22.2: Well, now it is awkward.
M51.1: What is? Oh, right... three guys..
M22.2: Yeah, I guess I can get some reading done, anyhow..
M51.1: She mentioned that too. Read what, exactly?
M1.9: Hello!
M51.1: Yes. Hi. Do you want something?
M1.9: I've come as an emissary of the gods.
M51.1: Great. Couldn't they have sent a woman?
M22.2: With enormous boobs?
M1.9: You make light of the gods. Why?
M22.2: I don't really believe in gods. I don't disbelieve, but I don't see the point in taking it seriously.
M51.1: Also, just throwing this out there, they sent us another dude. I hadn't even heard of the gods until you mentioned them, but if they're real, they sound like a bunch of pegs.
M1.9: Well. I've met the gods. I was with them for a time.
M22.2: [sarcastic] Is that so?
M1.9: Yes. I was once alive, then I died. But I've communed with the gods, and they've sent me back to remind you how to live.
M22.2: Alright, I'll bite. How?
M1.9: The most important thing is not to fuck. Do this and you will experience eternal bliss in the afterlife.
M22.2: That's not what the rock says.
M1.9: The rock? (looks around. Notices the rock) Oh. Where did that come from?
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The Masses
RandomSo that you can't say you weren't warned: there is a lot of sex in this story - probably more than any story that isn't simply a pornographic script. But the sex is used to tell the story, rather than being the focus of it. To that end, the sex is r...
