Paying for the other team

Chapter 1

**Harry's POV**

"DAMN that girl is spicy!" I yell while gaping at the curvy girl walking past me and the lads.

"Step off fucka she's mine!" Zayn curses me out.

"No! I saw her first bitches!" Louis, Niall, and Liam shout in unison. I punch them all then run over to the sexy chick. I ask her if she wants to hook up and she says yes. We walk into an alley and have hot sex.

"That will be $25," she says flatly.

"What?" I reply shocked.

"I've got to make a living somehow"

"You're a hooker?!"

"Yup."

"Well I thought we could go on a date or something..."

"Sorry, buddy, but I play for the other team."

"WHAT?!" I pay her and she walks away never to be seen again. I walk over to the beaten boys sadly.

"You're such a fucking dick, man," Niall spits.

"It's ok, guys. She was a lesbian prostitute."

END OF CHAPTER

*This is a JOKE fanfic so no hate please*