sleeping partners.

1AM GROUP CHATS

namjoon focus

[GROUP CHAT: hoseok, seokjin, jimin and yourself]

namjoon: aw our coconut is so worried about his date tomorrow

seokjin: he's going on a date? with who?
seokjin: also namjoon, it's nearly one in the morning wyd

namjoon: yeah he's going on a date with taehyung

seokjin: whut

hoseok: whut

jimin: whut

hoseok: wHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

jimin: hOW COME I DONT KNOW THIS
jimin: WHEN DID IT HAPPEN???

namjoon: well not yet
namjoon: jungkook's trying to win him over and get him to date him
namjoon: after he rejected taehyung's confession in high school
namjoon: isn't that cute

seokjin: ????? taehyung confessed to jungkook in high school
seokjin: when did this happen???

jimin: jungkook rejected taehyung?
jimin:  (# ﾟДﾟ)
jimin: what the helL

namjoon: yeh taehyung had a crush on him but jungkook was straight and rejected tae, the fucker.
namjoon: but now he likes taehyung and wants to date him but tae's unsure about dating him so jungkook is doing this bet to get him to date him
namjoon: a bet where he takes tae on dates and does boyfriend shit with him to convince him to properly date him
namjoon: you guys didn't know?

seokjin: wow that's a lot to read
seokjin: but aw

jimin: this is completely new to me wth
jimin: damn
jimin: kooktae
jimin: or taekook woah

hoseok: woah

seokjin: woah

seokjin: but why didn't taehyung tell me any of this???? of all the people, why you????

hoseok: ^
jimin: ^

namjoon: i actually give good advice hyung😤

seokjin: you once told me to write the answers to my test on the back of my hand

namjoon: it worked didn't it?

seokjin: no.
seokjin: my teacher saw the obvious black ink and made me redo the test and called my mom to tell her that i cheated
seokjin: my mom grounded me for a month and watched over me to make sure that i studied properly for my next exam

namjoon: ah.
namjoon: oops.

hoseok: so they weren't dating back in high school? but jungkook said taehyung sucked his dick

jimin: !!!
seokjin: !!!
namjoon: this is news to me as well
namjoon: !!!

hoseok: you guys didn't know?

seokjin: THEY DID THE DIRTY OML

jimin: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

namjoon: he never told mE

hoseok: well i think they look nice together
hoseok: just can't believe they frickle frackled