Exo as iconic shits on Christmas

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Xiumin: snowman
....because why not..he's white.. hes fluffy... he is round...why not, hes frosty himself anyway

Luhan: reindeer
.....hahahaha accurate af.
Luhan the manly bitch of exo

Kris: christmas itself.....
:) whut? Am i using puns? Yes? Hahaha noooo.. KRISMASSSS

Suho: Santa Claus
....he gives the gifts ayt...

Lay: sleigh
. . . sLAY.. badumtss. Puns again.

Baekhyun: the star on top and should be shoved its hole into the christmas tree pointed part of
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) keep reading and youll understand... too much deeetails.

Chen: mistletoe
..because when he's caught in the middle of an otp he will push them to kiss..

Chanyeol: christmas tree
...WHAT? HES THE TALLEST. WHY NOT..( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tao: gifts
...because you need to buy or spend shit before you get him

Kai: fireplace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hes smokin...

Sehun: the foods /noche buena
...because nobody could resist him like everybody wanna eat him
(mhmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "eat")

Wait a minute.. am i missing someone---ahhh.. there you are..

Kyungsoo: elf
*chainsawed a.n. on the spot*
*A.n: dead*

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