How do you pickup chicks? (Exo Pickupline)

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Xiumin: You may be cold and hard as ice... but later, I'll make you melt and wet.

Kris: if I tell you what's up, would you sit on it?

Suho: are you a fruit? Youre a fine-apple.

Lay: You like unicorn? I'm horny.

Baekhyun: Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

Chen: do you have a boyfriend? No. Cool. Just asking. Bye.

Kyungsoo: drops an amount of chloroform in a napkin and cover her nose with it, till she pass out and drag her into the darkness

Luhan: Are you from China, coz I'm China get your number.

Kai: I'll just simply say, "hi I'm Kai.". That's it.

Sehun: Girl.. come here.. *called you by wiggling one finger* (girl went over) See I made you come by one finger, imagine two.
(Youll get this if ur mind was as dirty as trash)

Chanyeol: I'm gonna stay loyal because my girl's gonna beat me up standing over there ( referring to Y/n)

Meanwhile

Tao: *was petting a literal chick*

Exo: youre doing it wrong

Tao: what

Chick: *chirp chirp*

Tao: dont listen to them youll grow up to be a brave rooster...

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