Xiumin: You may be cold and hard as ice... but later, I'll make you melt and wet.
Kris: if I tell you what's up, would you sit on it?
Suho: are you a fruit? Youre a fine-apple.
Lay: You like unicorn? I'm horny.
Baekhyun: Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Chen: do you have a boyfriend? No. Cool. Just asking. Bye.
Kyungsoo: drops an amount of chloroform in a napkin and cover her nose with it, till she pass out and drag her into the darkness
Luhan: Are you from China, coz I'm China get your number.
Kai: I'll just simply say, "hi I'm Kai.". That's it.
Sehun: Girl.. come here.. *called you by wiggling one finger* (girl went over) See I made you come by one finger, imagine two.
(Youll get this if ur mind was as dirty as trash)
Chanyeol: I'm gonna stay loyal because my girl's gonna beat me up standing over there ( referring to Y/n)
Meanwhile
Tao: *was petting a literal chick*
Exo: youre doing it wrong
Tao: what
Chick: *chirp chirp*
Tao: dont listen to them youll grow up to be a brave rooster...
