Sehun: *sad....anxious.....the only kid whos alone with no family*
Teacher: Mr. Oh.. wheres your family? Are you alone this day?
Sehun: im fine. I have myself toda---fuck
Voice: *very manly voice* OHOHO SON!!! COME TO PAPA. WE'RE HERE!
Sehun: /under his breath/ shit
Chanyeol in a fake mustache: WERE HERE SON!
Sehun: What the fuck
Baekhyun in a womans wear with high pitch voice: WE DIDNT RAISE YOU TO ACT LIKE THAT
Sehun: shitshitshit
Lay: *soulless in a poorly attired grandpa look* im the grandpa...they said. Oh sorry i shouldnt said that. I mean. Yeah
Chen: *breaks lay's fail acting* heyyyyy feckassss im the cool grandma. Where is ths bingo sash??? *chewing a gum* whatthefuckyixinghyungactlikeanoldperson
Luhan: Heyyyyyy *flips hair wig* baby.... brother.. *prettily on his long fake lashes* why look so---
Sehun: WHAT. ARE YOU. DOING!?
Luhan: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME!!! *Took of wig and storms out*
Kyungsoo: im the dog. I mean...arf. *soulless* arf arf
/mumbles/ illkillyouallfordoingthistome
Xiumin: im the youngest....im 2 yursuwd *licks lollipop* im hungryyyy :((
Chanyeol: *whispers* noooo hyung . You should be the auncle...
Xiumin: shit. I MEAN... HEY there.. im... sese's auncle---*clear throats*
Kai and Tao: we're.....
Sehun: ALL MY BROTHERS!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHERE IS MOM AND DAD?!
kai and tao: -_- -_- wow did he ignored us?
Teacher: OKAAAAYYYYYwhatsgoingon
/meanwhile in Bali/
SuRis on their swimsuits floating in a floatie bed on the pool
Kris: wow..... this. Is. Life..... great thing we thought of this vacation honey
Suho: yeah but somethings bothering me. I wonder how are the boys..
Kris: . . .*sips from the coconut juice, nervous*
Suho: Kris....
Kris: yes
Suho: IS THERE SOMETHING WE REALLY NEED TO DO
Kris:
Suho: -_- TELL ME THE FUCK
Kris: i told the boys to do the joooooob
Suho: WHAT??
Kris: Its sese's graduation--
Suho: WHAT!? Why didnt you tell me!!!!!!!!
Kris: hehe *gulps* honey.. were on Bali--- we
Suho: *calling someone on the phone* Bring the chopper....motherfucker!!! NOW!!!!
