Kris: *pokes you at facebook* "You see, I don't like you but why are you not accepting my friend request???"
Xiumin: because it's cute like his *buing buing*
Luhan: he just wants to tease you while waving his brows at you
Lay: because he's high and he thinks he's poking a leprechaun "HEHEHE WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE POT OF GOLD--SPEAK OR I'LL---ZZZZzzzzzzz"
Tao: "buy me gucci . now" while slowly sliding something on your pocket . "love you"
Chen: with Luhan, just wanna annoy you while calling you a "fatty"
Kai: he wanna do it..........COOKING HIM FRIED CHI---dayum girl, dont be a byuntae ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) butwhatyou'rethinkingisnice
Baekhyun: because he was so amaze on how a person like you would be less pretty than him.of course he want you to compliment him afterwards
Kyungsoo: because you're cooking the rice wrong---"let me, you're going to burn the house with your actions"
Chanyeol: because you're shorter than him, he thinks you're cute
Sehun: because he hates you and he's really annoyed by your presence thinking you should leave this planet
Suho: "Tao said you have my black card, give it back or I'll call the police"
