Xiumin the eldest son: /on the phone/ Hello dad
Kris: /on the phone/ sup. what?
Xiumin: you're no good. *sigh do US a favor.
Kris: What have I done. ok what
Xiumin: you didn't greet Suho a happy mother's day.
Kris: shit. when was it
Xiumin: yeah. and I already did it, so do you and your other childs a favor.
Kris: fuck. okay. what is it?
Xiumin: give her flowers....roses..
Kris: easy. i'm going to get some on the cemetery
Xiumin: DAD!
Kris: KIDDING!.. okay. is that all?
Xiumin: and dont tell mom i told you. and once you gave her the flowers, tell her, "I LOVE YOU" as you reached her flowers
Kris: ok. im going to buy later.....but pay me with the expense.
Xiumin: WTF R U SAYING
Kris: KIDDING. y so serious.
Xiumin: OKAY??? so when mom gets home, give her the flowers and you and the boys will give her the flowers and greet her happy mother's day. okay
Kris: ok. copy.
Xiumin: good. im watching you.
/few moments later, the boys gather up waiting for the cue to surprise suho/
Suho: HI BOYS I'M HOME!!!! Oh.. .why are you all gathered up in the living room... what's happening
Kris: *steps out*
Xiumin: YESSSS ♥ ♥ everything working as planned
Other members: *smiling in glee* this is the 1st time we saw dad being romantic to mom
Kris: happy mother's day.
Kris: * took something from his coat and hands out----*
Suho: OH MY G-- ♥ ♥ ♥
Kris: *---his drawing of poorly----EHEM... I mean ARTISTIC flowers*
Suho: what *dumbfounded on what's happening*
Suho: *confusingly stared at the drawing of flowers*
Suho: Uhhhh....
Xiumin: what the
Other boys: faaaaawk?
Kris: OH. and Xiumin loves you.
Xiumin: *face palms* it's ruined. he suppose to say I LOVE YOU to her.. god.
Other boys: *same*
Kris: *turns back and smiles widely and asks them a thumbs up of approval* ?? ?
Kyungsoo: *raised middle finger*
Kris: rude