here's how she describes them:
Xiumin: "is she a chinese girl? is she still an elementary?"
*me: facepalmed*
Luhan: "why would she cut her hair like that.. she now looks like a tomboy *worried face*"
*HA!*
Kris: "he looks like a fish.. he got a chin...wow"
*fish is not his style ma*
Suho: "he's so white---like a bond paper.. *was holding a bondpaper then compared it on suho who's on my screen* wow.. he really is white."
Lay: "fuckboy.." (Me: MOM.. MEAN..) "sorry... is he a dancer?"
*she ddnt know he's the complete opposite....well sort of*
Baekhyun: "she's so pretty..her smile is so cute.. is this the group that you called your husbands, BTS?"
*i think she mistook Baek with V*
Chen: "he looks like a filipino.. he looks like Rizal (our PH's National Hero)
*she then called my aunt and pointed out chen, both then agree that he looks like rizal...wtf*
Chanyeol: "he reminds me of your lil bro..both got big eyes..tall..hes handsome"
*okaymmm..so id be Yoora then*
Kyungsoo: "ohhhhh your husband. am i right? he's so scary.."
*she recognize him as my hubby more than Jimin fffff--whenever i said jimin she then give me this smug telling JM was too young for me...like MOM WERE BORN BOTH 95 HES OCTOBER IM NOVEMBER.. THE DIFFERENCE IS SUPER THIN*
Tao: "eyebags... is he chinese? he looks like an addict.. Duterte might capture him if he was here *jokes*
(me: MA.. >:( DONT SAY THAT..)
"im just kidding...... -.- but he really looks like a cat"
Kai: "whoa he's handsome.. he must be very tall...photogenic"
*if mom is a kpop teenager i guess kai would be her bias*
Sehun: "this. is. the face of a korean. hes so white! that rainbow hair.. too much.. i wonder if his scalp was okay"
*like mom.. u should ask that to suga :)*
