Shoutout to my ex

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Exo: SHOUT OUT TO MY EX--

Exo: /all shut up and looks meanly at each other/

KrisHo

K: are we going to start this again?

S: WOOOOOW AND YOU'RE HAVING THIS ATTITUDE LIKE YOU DIDNT LEAVE AT---

K: ughhhhh
*covering ears while turning his back*

S: IM NOT DONE TALKING!!!

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HunHan

L: *awkwardly walks closer to Sehun: you still mad at me--

S: *glared at him*

L: o---okay.. *moved away* youre still mad*

S: . . . .im still mad at you. . . For leaving me.

L: sese . .  :(

*****

TaoRis

T: *was about to approach Kris but Suho still spitting fire*

*went back to china*

Lol. Goodluck. Anmyeong bitxhes

*****

KaiSoo

Ka: . . . Hi

Ks: GET THE FUCKING OUT OF MY LIFE AND GO TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Ka:

Ks: *calmly* thats all. Thank you. Oh. Was that my rice burning? Oh shit no.. it was you. Burnt and hot---ugh what am i saying..DONT TALK TO ME!! *runs away*

Ka: . .

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MEANWHILE..

ChanBaek: OKAYYYYYY WE DIDNT NOTICE THAT.. WE NEED TO CHANGE THE SONG HAHAHAHA WE CANT RELATE TO THIS..

Lay: what is happening. Why is everyone fighting...? WOOO.. You're changin the song.. lemme pick..

ChanBaek: okay hyung.
*steps aside and flirts while everyone is quarelling*

Lay: *plays*

/We dont talk anymore starts to play/

ChanBaek: HYUNG.. NOOOOOO

Other EXO-OTPs: GOODNESS!!! WHATS WITH THE FUCKING SONGS!!!!!

ChanBaek: *scared* hyung picked it

Lay: *gulps* hehehe... i dont understand why.... ^_^" . . What is happening?

XiuChen: /eating popcorn while enjoying watching the fight/ Boi... Yixing.. you roasted..

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