When Exo stalks you

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Requested by: SianSianPatata - here you go darling. thanks for requesting & noticing my request form <3 

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Lay: he doesn't stalks you, he will tell it to you directly

Lay: *directly sits in front of you*
Y/n: *blinks*
Lay: I just wanna tell you that I'm stalking you so, please be comfortable when I'm secretly following you behind.
Exo: *who's watching from afar*
BB: HA! Pay up bitches. Told ya this would happen


Chanyeol: stalks you through social media

Chanyeol: *likes every single posts in your profile*
Chanyeol: hope she notices me. :D
Chanyeol: *locks phone*
Chanyeol: *Y/n's photo as his lock screen and poorly photoshopped photo with him*


Baekhyun: uses gadgets

BB: *uses drone with cameras and secretly follows her*
BB: *secretly installs camera on her room, her bathroom, her classroom*
BB: well~ hellooooooooo there~ *wiggles brows*


Xiumin: befriends Y/n and absolutely be with her anywhere she goes.

Xiumin: can we go to the coffee shop?
Y/n: YAAAY~ YES! WHICH COFFEE SHOP!!
Xiumin: *changes to a manly serious voice* in my home.
Xiumin: /under his breath and shyly looks the other way/ I made great coffees that you might like~ 
Y/n: . . . okaaaay?


Sehun: stalks you discreetly, and copes info about you through gossips, then act like he doesn't care

Sehun: *heard gossips that Y/n likes THIS guy*
Sehun: Pffft. Low life, she got no standards.
Sehun: *crossed arms and walks away*
Sehun: *saw that a drone was following Y/n and hits it out of his anger*
A voice from a locker: OH... C'MON!!!!!!
Sehun: *opened the locker* what are you doing here?
Baekhyun: I JUST BOUGHT THAT DRONE!!!! *ragely left the locker and while picking up his broken drone* I HATE YOU!
Sehun: . . 


Chen: source of the gossip, creates gossips about Y/n, gossip-stalker

Chen: don't you know she likes *bias*
Person: OMG.. REALLY!? what the hell.
Chen: don't you know??? I heard that--- oH! She's coming..
Chen: *acts discreet and follows her by sight until she passes him*
Chen: WELL MY FRIEND.. I gotta go~ I need to do biz---nesss~ BRB
 

Tao: gossips with Chen; who secretly stalks Y/n but acts as if he hates her and bullies her.

Tao: *saw Y/n passing him and Chen*
Tao: *blushed and heart's pounding fast as he saw her, was lost of his mind*
Chen: *bla bla bla* ---bizness~ BRB. Bye bitch
Tao: Huh? What? HEY HYUNG! WAIT UP!
Tao: *followed chen*


Suho: uses different kinds of disguise just to stalk her

Suho: *dressed as a bush*
Suho: *dressed as an ajushhii*
Suho: *dressed as a girl student to follow her in the bathroom*


Luhan: met Junmyeon on the girl's bathroom dressed also as a girl

Suho: my god
Luhan:
Suho: LUHAN!?
Luhan: oh hey~
Suho: 
Luhan:
Luhan: you look pretty
Suho: bro
Luhan: don't bro me bro *quickly walks away*
Suho: YAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!


Kai: he's the one who's being stalked by Y/n

Y/n: *stalks Kai*
Y/n: WHAT! HE GOT A BOYFRIEND!!??


Kyungsoo: doesn't stalk her

Kyungsoo: stalking my boyfriend huh. 
Y/n: *GASPS*
Kyungsoo: *cranks pistol* YOU BETTER BREATH YOUR LAST BITCH BECAUSE AFTER THIS---
Exo: STOP HIIIIIIIIIM!!!!


Kris: watches you from his spaceship

Kris: Mmmmm ma style~ gotta kris

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