One Piece Oneshots

You dog

No one's POV

[Y/n] had just stopped their ship in the middle of the ocean due to the hot weather and due to needing a break. For a Marine Vice admiral even this was to damn hot. Slowly [he/she] unclipped the navy jacket from off their shoulders and unbuttoned their blouse a quarter of the way, using their hand to fan themselves of [he/she] let out an exasperated sigh. "Fucking Garp..." [He/She] managed to get out of their dry tunnel known as a throat.
Digging around for a water bottle you only found a note from......Garp

Dear Vice Admiral [Y/n], i decided to make your mission a bit more challenging! Good luck.

In a furious rage you threw your backpack into the damned ocean and screamed out loud. Spotting a pirate ship in the distance you tied your jacket around your waste and began waving to be saved from your death on a small wooden boat.

Hawkins POV

I noticed someone standing on a crappy ass boat that would provably take them nowhere in the middle of the see like a goddamn idiot, raising an eyebrow i asked my crew to anchor the boat for awhile just so i could see who the hell this imbecile was. I realized it was a fairly beautiful person who had little to offer. With a small grin and an approving hum I Basil Hawkins let this idiot onto my boat because i felt pity for the poor creature. As soon as [He/She] got on my boat I compared them to a lost puppy....more like if you took Eustasses anger and gave it steroids thats what kind of puppy this person was.
Turning on the balls of my feet to introduce myself the person was gone and the door to the kitchen was wide open. I shook my head and followed inwards only to she the poor thing drinking from the sink...like i said before just like a puppy...
As they lapped up every-drop of water i leaned against the door shuffling my card deck.
They immediately turned to me and gave me a soft glare "Basil Hawkins..." they muttered. My eyes just looked up "Dumbass Puppy.."i responded back with a snarky look. They glared and growled *coughfuckingdogcough* i flicked a card at the person and they dodged with ease. But by the jacket around their waist i could tell they were a marine. "So you marine dog...what are you doing out here alone"
I tried to do my best creepy pervert face but it wasn't work it. They just stared back blankly. We had a good staring contest and of course ir got pointless and i began to leave. "Not even gonna ask my name? Typical of a pirate" i turned and stared the shit out of them. "No, i just don't fucking care" then continuing to strut. My sexy flat ass out of there and twirled gayly for all to see. I thought about the women and smirked "how interesting"