Author: HOW WHEN WHAT!?
Law: What?
Marco: Ace eat all the pudding again-yoi?
Author: What! he did...dammit. But no!
Marco and Law: Then what?
Author: We got 200 Reads!!
Rosi: *comes in from nowhere* We did??
Author: Yep! look!* shows laptop* ^^
Rosi: I guess we did.
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Thank you guys for 200 reads! I honestly thought this book was going to fail and have like 5 reads by the end of the year because my writing out of all honesty i suck at writing. huhuhu~. back to the original oneshot!
the boys: Finally
Author: SHUT UP Ò/////Ó
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HAHA! your loud laughter rang through the room. A red hue was spread across your face as you through your head back still in laughter. Shanks was laughing as well, his arm was thrown sloppily around your shoulder.
"and then you know what he did After!" shanks bellowed throughout the bar. Marco knew they were talking about him.A scowl written over his features.
Marco soon stomped over to the two of and grabbed the back of shanks head. Shanks let out a huh? Before being slammed into the bar counter in front of you two. You stopped laughing and said "what the hell" you slurred a little before poking shanks. "Shanks....shanks are you dead?"
Shanks groaned in response. Marcos hand still on the back of shanks head "SHANKS NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU TELL MY EMBARRASSING STORIES THINK OF YOURSELF!" Marco yelled
Shanks slowly rose from the bar and leaned on his head on the palm of his hand wincing slightly at the pain in the left side of his head but brushes it off. "Whhaaattt are you mad I told your future wife about your little bed time potty break in your-" shanks was cut off by Marco shoving his hand on shanks mouth. The redhead just laughed and said I Ben and I have work tomorrow we better be on our way.." shanks got up and waved. Calling over Ben so they could leave. Right when they got to the door Shanks told Ben he wasn't that drunk and Ben just said a simple shut up yes your are is what your could faintly ear of their conversation before they exited the bar.
You chuckled slightly at shanks. Marco stared at you with a slight hatred for shanks now. (PAUSE THE STORY) hello this is author talking but Marco thinks you have a crush on Shanks I mean you do but um um never mind (UNPAUSE)
You did have a crush on shanks but kinda waved it off knowing he didn't feel the same way. Turning you saw Marco downing a shot of the vodka you ordered. "Marcooo~ my vodkaaaaa" you whined. Marco looked at you before saying " go get some from your boyfriend shanks yoi" he whispered loud enough for you to hear.
"How petty Marco" you said swallowing another shot. Marco chuckled before apologizing. The two of you had a slight conversation before Marco looked at you with a serious face. "(Y/N) I dare you to do 200 shots of vodka" he said. You spit out your drink with whale pool eyes. "I'll kill myself before I get to 100" you laughed. Marco said "I'm not joking yoi and if you lose i get to have you do whatever I want but if you do it I'll let you tell me what to do." He said. Smirks you accepted the challenge
(TIME SKIP cause I'm a lazy shit)
After about 50 shots you weren't too drunk you are a heavy drinker though.. hm
100 shot - still not drunk
150- little drunk
199- drunk
You were dunk. With the last shot you just couldn't. I can't you muttered Marco smirked and whispered seductively in your ear "you lose" licking the shell picking you up gently from the chair. And right to the door. "Hey (Y/N)" Marco muttered. You didn't answer he gave your butt a firm smack making you squeak. "What?!" You said flustered. "I love you yoi" he said "yeah yeah" you said slightly embarrassed.
He bought you home to make sweet love to your virgin body. Of course Marco is not a virgin.
During the middle of your lovemaking session you tapped his shoulder earning a hum from the blonde. "Marco listen I don't like you in a romantic way I have feelings for shanks.." you said full of regret and shame. Marco stopped moving and hummed again.
"I know yoi"a long silence filled the air. " but at least let us enjoy this time together a time where we feel closer and let me make you feel good and I promise you. You WILL fall in love with me an. Forget that loser shanks" he said with confidence as he kept going. Your eyes widened and you smiled before tracing Marcos back and letting him switch positions so you were on top. His hands on your hips. "Ok"
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Author: ROSIIIIII
Rosi: yes?
Author: *does a sexy pose* paint me like one of your french girls
Rosi: ........*blushes* n-no
Law: I will
Marco: don't you dare I know what happens when you do those types of paintings *pulls author into a hug*
Author: then....cuddle time?
Rosi: CUDDLE TIME!! *cuddles author *
Law: yeah cuddle time *cuddles*
Marco:*cuddles*
Author: My little cuddle bugs~
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Bepo: Hey everyone! Author-Sama is um off her sleep schedule and needs sleep desperately so she might not post for a while I apologize! Bye. Also she is posting one more thing before this little Hiatus! Look forward to it or not.....bye for real this time bye..
Two months later.....
I realized I wrote gays and not guys so I fixed that little error
YOU ARE READING
One Piece Oneshots
Fanfic......Title very slow updates, but i'm doing somethin cool. male ,female , neutral
