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Charlotte Cracker

Finished : 12:42 AM: 1078 Words

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Basic Info

Male Reader

Modern AU

Warning! Forced intimacy : kiss

!!Cussing!!

(Fn) - Friends name

Your friend is Female

(n) and Charlotte Cracker never really got along, a rich boy who went to prep school was bound to be entitled, ESPECIALLY if he was a part of the Charlotte family. He never understood how they could all be so fucking annoying without even trying, and to top it all off siblings, such as Cracker, could get away with anything! Like last week him and some neighborhood kid got caught selling meth, how did they get it? Who knows, but they got off with a slap on the wrist, unbelievable

(fn) listened to the younger boy complain his little head off she looked more interested in the blunt between her thumb and pointer, this wasn't abnormal, H did this Freshman year about Trafalgar Law ..spewing about how he was fucking the staff for favoritism, he wasn't.. We think

"Can you believe that.. If it were us we'd be in deep shit." He plucked the the spliff from her hand, taking an annoyed puff from the nearly done herb, flicking it to the ground (n) slid from the hood of the car to the dirt and grass patches and walked over to the fence that separates him from a sizeable drop

Looking over the loudly lit city, who would have thought this innerly ugly place could be so appealing from above

(fn) silently joined his side, "you know.. You're not that great yourself" she reached in her pocket for another doobie only to come up short. "Damn" she whispered, placing her hands on the railing, her black coffin nails tapped, "is this because you got caught smoking weed during lunch?" she breathed out with quickness, his lips formed a straight line, sighed and brushed back stray hairs.. "Possibly." turning his head they stared at each other before cracking into a fit of blitzed giggles. "(n) you're pretty fucking petty"  the boy shrugged and leaned over the rail, his hair blew in the wind before he dropped it down between his crossed arms

"Ah fuck.. I'm horny now." you yelled to the citizens below, (fn) had already gotten into the driver's seat to warm the car from the cold air that had seeped into the night, "Ribs" by Lorde quietly played on the speakers, every word drifted deeper into your mind than the last. Small puffs of warm air left your chapped lips as he relished this song and it's 'deepness'

Quiet to loud footsteps began proceeding toward the small group of (n) and (fn)

"Hey."

(n) ignored the call from the unknown party, (fn) will handle whoever that is he thought . As usual (fn) began talking to the person you had ignored, their voice was gruff and annoyed that you had brushed them off and pressed to talk to the small body. Finally he groaned and pulled your body around "what?"

His eyes settled on none other than Cracker, oh. Hey , (n)'s gaze drifted down to his black sneakers and traveled from his jeans to his jean hollister jacket.. Jean on jean.. A choice. He remarked to his conscience, on to his face.. The scar made him look slightly more attractive but not any more than slightly

Cracker diverted from (fn)  and finally caught (n)'s stare of "the fuck?" and "piss off", he grinned his normal shit eating teeth, "so now you want to answer" he cackled condescendingly, (n) scoffed and began walking towards the taller/shorter male, " got a problem?" the answer was laced with nonpoisonous venom that would hurt anyone else but not this stone cold bastard.

"I only came over because I heard someone yell they were horny.. And i'm always down to please~" he leaned onto (fn)'s yellow car door, blocking (n) from entering to escape him. Not that he could if he tried.

(n) pulled an expressionless look, his mind zoned out halfly processing the offer given , did.. Did he just ask you to fuck? Is that what's happening, (n) kept asking himself.. This felt like an out of body experience, did (n) think he would offer? no. did he kind of want it ? yes . "im- stunned, why would you think i would say yes to that?" he scoffed

Cracker thought for a moment and licked his lower lip, "maybe.. Don't think i can't see you staring" (n)'s eye twitched "out of hatred sure."

Cracker pulled out a piece of gum and popped it into his mouth, "maybe i can help you rethink?" he looked his peer up and down before gripping his face and forcing his chapped lips onto the others ,mashing in a confusing but alluring way. (n) struggled to pull back from Crackers grip on his cheeks, pushing his hands on the others chest but nothing budged, Crackers tongue plunged into his counterparts mouth swirling around his tongue biting if there was resistance, it was clear he was asserting his dominance but something else was in mind, the gum he was chewing was pushed into (n)'s mouth before he pulled away nipping his lower lip causing (n) to moan quietly

A thin string of saliva was wiped from his mouth. Cracker put a finger on the middle of (n)'s bottom lip, tracing from the corner down to his chin to lift his head up.

"I'll see you in a bit" he winked, pointing over to his car, he walked away stuffing his hands into his pockets. looking back at you to smile teasingly

"WOAH!" (fn) finally spoke up from her quiet state, "check this out! Law's fucking Cora-san! I thought they were like family"

(n) looked at her dazed while he climbed into the small car, (fn) showed him a video of Law and Corazon or Cora-sensei at a bar, maybe Makino's, pretty much eating each other's faces. "I told you.." (n) reached into the backseat and grabbed his jacket

"Where are you goin?" (fn) looked up from her phone for a moment, "dick appointment?" he gave her a thumbs up whilst he stepped out of the car once again, "I'll catch you later" he mumbled she just nodded and shooed him away, "I'll call you" she yelled out before pulling off back down the cliff path.

(n) blew into his hands as he walked toward Crackers car, he smirked when he saw the male glancing to make sure nobody saw the two leavin together , "did you like the taste?" he asked as the two climbed into his jeep.. "Yeah, I did" surprisingly the sweet fruity flavor was decent. 

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Okay so, i ended up choosing ribs as the stations song because it kinda fit what i was going for.