One Piece Oneshots

Blondie Bars (Sabo x Reader)

Author : if your wondering blonder bars are a type of dessert...

Marco : *drinks a Pina colada*

Author: I want some.....
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Your Annoying Alarm clock was too damn loud and Annoying. Your hand smashed down the Snooze button hoping to get a few more minutes of sleep but then your second alarm clock broke through the door. Can you guess who it is?..... the lovable Koala. Koala jumped on your bed and yelled wake up at the top of her lung probably waking up the rest of your sleeping comrades including that shy blond Sabo who slept in the room beside yours. Koala turned your body so her face was facing yours. Your fist connected with her face in pure anger. "I though I told you to stop waking me up like that.." you sleepily stated as your eyes bored onto her body. She lied on the floor shaking her head and smiled. In a fit of laughter she looked up at you and said "it's time to get up lazy ass!" She stated ever so cheerfully. Your straight face glared daggers at Koala. "Also it's time for you to confess!" She added wiggling her eye brows. Swiftly getting up you punched her in her upper arm. "Shaddup..." you said playfully with a lazy smile. Koala just laughed before standing up and hugging you. "Okay now GET OUT so i can get dressed" you pushed her out of your room and shut the wooden door. you leaned against the door and held your arm. A sweet smile spread across your face as you though about him accepting your Confession. you quickly got dressed in a pair of (F/C) and a (2nd F/C) shirt. Walking out your room you ran into Dragon, He stared down at you with the same calm expression. You looked up at him and gave him a small grin. "Hey Dragon , Have you seen Koala?" you asked he nodded and responded with "Yeah i just sent her and Sabo out on a mission". Dragon just walked away once he told you that, in your mind you cursed Koala out for leaving you and on top of that with Sabo...

Sighing once again you walked into the kitchen just to see Hack sitting there reading a newspaper section, "Yo Hack!" you yelled to him waving from the door way. He looked up slightly and then looked back at the paper. "Hello (Y/N)" he said waving. You walked over to Hack and peered over his shoulder "Whatcha reading Hacksy" you smiled snatching the paper from his hands and read the contents. Slowly you set it down with disappointment evident in your eyes "Thought it would be something cool..." you said walking over to the fridge. All you could hear was Hack chuckling "What are you making today?" he questioned. you smiled widely and shouted "BLONDIE BARS!!" hack uncovered his ears from your loud shouting. "I can tell who their for" He said with a wink. Walking over to him you punched him. "shut it" you mumbled with a blush increasing across your face. quickly you gathered the ingredients and began the process of blondie bars.

during this whole process you mumbled the recipe under your breath

1-1/2 cups packed brown sugar

1/2 cup butter, melted

2 eggs, lightly beaten.

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

.1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour

.1/2 teaspoon baking powder.

1/2 teaspoon salt.1 cup

(6 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips.

once you put the Bars into the oven and setting it on 30 minutes you wiped your forehead and stared at the mess in front of you. multiple Dirty bowls, batter on the floor and even some on the ceiling...how the hell did it get there you don't even know..with a huff you began the long and draining process of cleaning.

you some how manged to fall asleep while the bars where cooking and you let them over-cook just a bit. You rushed up when you smelt the fresh sweet air scrambling over to the oven you opened if to see Perfect looking blondie bars. Koala popped in which surprised you. "Koala?! i thought you and Sabo were on a mission.." Koala just laughed and told you how they finished the mission early. Your eyes lit up "sooo...Wheres Sabo?" you asked quickly. Koala smiled and wiggled her eyes brows once more and pointed in the direction of this cute lovable Blondie.

"SAABOOOTTAGGEE" you screamed running down the hall. Sabo turned around startled when you all of a sudden came to a stop and pushed a sweet treat into his face. he stared at you with a startled blush. "Uh...Hey (Y/N)" he said scratching the back of his neck nervously due to the fact his crush stood right in front of him. "P-please eat This!" you said shoving it even more into his face. Sabo pushed the plate back and picked up the blondie bar. 

He examined it before taking a bite. you gave a small pout when we was examining the Dessert. "It's not like it poisoned" you said crossing your arms. Sabo's eye sparkled "(Y/N) THIS IS REALLY GOOD" he said grabbing your shoulders What is this?!" You blushed deeply and thanked him. "its a Blondie bar and uh...S-Sabo i have something else to tell you" you said looking to the side. Sabo snickered at the name of the dessert and kept eating the treat while staring at you. "I-I wanted to tell you..I l-love you" he stopped chewing and looked a you slightly surprised. Before he could answer you quickly said "i know you probably don't feel the same way so i'll just go!" you dashed back to the kitchen and looked to see the rest of the blondie bars were gone. Raise Max walked past you and told you the your treats are delicious. "Aww man i wanted some.." you said pouting with a sad look. Sabo walked up behind you and threw you over his shoulder. With a chuckle he gave you a look. 

"(Y/N) you'll be treated to a "better" Blondie Bar~" he purred you blushed intensely just thinking of what he was going to do. "Oh and I love you too" he gave your butt a light smack while walking straight into his room and locking the door behind him. behind the door you could hear you say "It's Embarrassing when you say stuff like that..." 

For the rest of the night all that could be heard was frequent moans and occasional groans    

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Author: *wearing a pineapple hat while doing the Macarena *

Marco: *watches silently from the background*