One Piece Oneshots

Waves

Marco: vasahhh

Author: Shaddap you pineapple....*.•*

Marco: Nuuuuuuuu
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Pearly white sand...the Beautiful blue ocean......but there's Kids....and i'm not a Child friendly person...you thought to yourself . Sighing you softly glared at the children there. Sipping your Pinã Colada in the bar seat that resided in the pearly sand. Ace (the bartender) laughed as he shook up a new Colada for your half empty glass "(Y/N) kids are normal guests here with their parents" you looked at him and sighed again "isn't this a nude beach?" You said tapping the bar counter. Ace stopped and gave you a look "yeah but only this side" he nudged his  elbow too point to the smaller beach on the other side that was blocked off by rocks. You looked down at your bathing suit and shrugged. Getting off the stool you began to waltz your sweet fat ass over to the beach. Ace kinda stared at the beauty named your ass he dragged a hand down his face "damn that's one fine ass.." he muttered. You smacked you butt and yelled "HELL YEAH IT IS" before strutting into the outside and open bathroom to discard your (F/C) Bikini. Taking off the top and hanging on the side of the stall along with your bottoms you walked out quite proud of your well kept body. You could feel stares on your form as you set up a little area with a Towel, umbrella, and your backpack. You stretched before entering the cool water. When a blonde man started approaching you. He came over too you with his arms in front of him. You looked quite confused and then his hands came in contact with your breast. An awkward wave of silence surrounded you two. "Woah woah woah" putting your hands up you backed up.
"Sorry, I'm blind" the blonde said scratching his neck with a small chuckle. You have him a glare and he moved back a bit with a cocky smirk plastered on his face (doesn't he always have a cocky ass smirk? Mihawk: Mhm..)

You crossed your arms "your not actually blind are you..." he paused and stared at you. He shook his head and you sighed...."well since it seems you already want to get to third base I'll tell you my name and you'll tell me yours" he raised and eyebrow and agreed to the exchange. "I'm (Y/N)" you extended your hand for him to shake it "Marco.." he shook your hand and asked if you wanted to meet his family. Surprisingly when you walked over it was all males except a strawberry haired girl with a blonde male covering her fairly large mounds but what surprised you most is that Marco is actually Aces brother what a nice surprise.

As an Apology Marco got you a Drink and started a pleasant conversation, Marco started to go on about embarrassing things ace has done in the past but he stopped that topic as soon as ace smacked him upside the head.

Later on you learned Marco and ace actually couldn't swim and that when they were 17 Thatch tried drowning them in a sink all because Ace stole Thatch's car and Marco didn't tell him even though he knew.. these guys are hilarious..

In the end you got Marcos number

THE END

( sorry this is short I have like 5 drafts I need to finish -~-)