One Piece Oneshots

Groping.

Kidd x Male! reader

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You leaned over the railing on an abandoned bridge. "Wooosh..." you made a falling sound as you did a swift spin on a rusty metal piece. misplacing a foot, Your arms started flailing as you felt yourself starting to plummet to the rushing waters below.
A pale large hand reached out and grabbed your wrist

(Imagine a pause screen here then a introduction like in "Sunset Overdrive" for Kidd...if you don't know what that is. Looks it up....it's the shit)

Looking up at a noticeably tall frame that had his iron grip on your wrist. Pulling you up into his chest you could smell a faint smell of metal and fresh wood. Being the weird 18 year old you are, you took your hand and started groping his chest. "Hmm...." Kidd had a small vine protruding from his forehead then he quickly smacked your hands from his chest "OI, DON'T GO TOUCHIN' MY CHEST RIGHT AFTER I SAVE YOUR STUPID ASS" you stood there with a straight face as he began too rant at you. Placing your hands behind your head you did another turn and started walking away "Hey, don't yell at someone you just met.... such a bad first impression" you whispered the last part before disappearing into the misty woods.
Kidd stood there dumbfounded.
As you walked away you slipped and fell into a muddy pit which made you let out a loud grunt.  Kidd walked over casually and laughed at your current situation. "EFF YOU" you screamed out.

The next day was even more misty then the day before. Your body was stiff from trying to get out off that pit all day. "So much exercise..." you groaned before rolling off your bed and too a (F/C) beanbag chair you had in your tiny living room. Your eyes scanned the room for any differences...not one. The clock on your wall ticked. Your hands went to your chest and with a much appreciated squeeze you smiled and thought back to that red head from the bridge.

{Masterrrrrrrbation.}

Your hands slowly crept up your large shirt and made small circles around your already perked nipples. A small moan cascading from both of your pink lips. Continuing and rub faster and slipping your hand into your pants, you stroked your cold member. Quickly cumming into the creases of your hand. Thinking about Kidd you rolled backwards and off the beanbag. "Stupid redhead....but his tits felt nice"

Meaniwhile~

Kidd sits on his chair drunkenly yelling "I GOT BBQ SAUCE ON MY TITTIES" he ripped off his shirt and spread barbecue sauce on his chest
Killer facepalms