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Niall

After a few days I was finally going to be released from the hospital; all I had to do was just make sure I didn't do any heavy lifting, or stay on my leg for too long. I appreciated the fact that I was able to go, my mother taking care of me for my last two days in the hospital before deciding that she was okay with leaving me with my friends.

"You're sure that you'll be alright without me?"

"Yes, I'll be fine. Call me as soon as your flight lands, I want to make sure you're safe." She smiled and was a little reluctant to leave but she did it anyway; after all, I wasn't necessarily a kid anymore. Thankfully Lily didn't have a problem with taking me home while Louis and Harry stayed behind to pick up my prescriptions, in case the pain became too painful.

Now I was lying down in my bedroom, my leg propped up with some pillows while Lily adjusted the blankets, making sure that everything felt fine while I grinned up at her.

"Do you need anything else?" I shook my head.

"You've done enough; Thank you, Lily." She nodded her head and pointed towards my living room, letting me know that she was nearby if I needed anything else. Just as she left I heard my front door open, Louis and Harry's voices coming through as they came into my bedroom with a brown plastic bag.

"Alright, the doctor said to take this to help ease any pain your ribs might cause since the medication would've worn off by now," Louis was in the process of taking out the pills, placing them in the palm of his hand while Harry brought in a glass of water. "How are your ribs? Your leg?"

"They sting a bit; what time is it? I know that with the type of medication that subdues pain can make me sleepy; I'd rather take it when it's time for bed." Louis nodded, checking the time and noting that it was only 7 o'clock. He shrugged, giving me the meds anyway while I rolled my eyes and took a sip of water.

"Will you be okay by yourself? Harry and I have to go check up on his cat, and Lily has to go home and check in with her mom."

"Yeah, I'll be fine. I'm gonna be going to sleep anyways so, I'll see you guys tomorrow?" They nodded, all of them giving me a gentle hug before locking up the house and leaving for their own homes. I was already starting to feel drowsy from my medication, yawning as I leaned my head back. Although I was tired I couldn't help but still feel terrible for not telling Zayn to stay; after all, I did have strong feelings for him that I couldn't deny anymore.

But now that I thought about it, he had a concert tomorrow back in London, and then he had to carry out the rest of his tour in Europe. Maybe it wasn't the right time for us to be in a relationship after all. I yawned once more, hoping that I wouldn't have to think about such things anymore once I fell asleep. But before I could allow myself to relax I felt a sharp pain in my lower region, hissing in pain as I looked down and saw...what?

My face was flushed as I realized what had happened, a boner tenting my blankets as I winced in pain. But how did this even happen? A medication defect? I reached over for the paper bag that Louis brought the meds in, fishing through it and furrowing my brows when I saw a bottle labeled...oh my god.

I reached for my cell phone, quickly dialing Louis' number and ready to scream at him as he picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"Louis mother fucking Tomlinson!" I screeched, trying to adjust myself before wincing once more in pain from my...problem.

"What? What's the problem?"

"What's the problem?" I laughed, feeling more anger as I huffed in annoyance. "I'll tell you what my fucking problem is you piece of shite, you gave me viagra!" I shouted, Harry's loud laughter being heard in the background while Louis stammered over his words.

"I uh, I didn't know! I should've checked the bag damn it; I guess they made a mistake at the pharmacy. Ugh well...Harry! How do you fix a boner that's affected by viagra!" He shouted, Harry still laughing in the background making me grow more and more agitated.

"Hold on let me look it up on Google," He paused, still wheezing a bit from my predicament before grabbing the phone from Louis. "It says you should try to masturbate, and if it hasn't gone away after trying a few times then you should go to the ER." Harry was holding back his laughter now, making me roll my eyes as I sighed.

"Great, I leave the hospital just so I can get ushered right back into it again. Thanks, guys. I'll call you if I need to go to the hospital again." With that I hung up on them, biting my lip as I tried to think of a way to get myself in the mood. I didn't do this often, so I tried my hardest to think of something to get me going when my phone rang again. I huffed as I reached for it and answered, ready to rip them a new asshole if they were just calling to get me angry again.

"What?!"

"Um...Niall?" Immediately I regretted my harsh tone when I heard Zayn's voice on the other line, biting my lip as I sighed.

"Sorry Zayn, I just got off the phone with Louis and Harry and they pissed me off. But...did you want to talk about something? If so, can you call me back in like, half an hour? I'm sort of busy." Just my luck; Zayn calls me when I'm stuck with probably the biggest boner I've ever had in my life, and the longer I let it be, the more it hurt.

"Huh? Uh, sure I guess. Niall are you okay? You sound off." His voice...the way it sounded was enough to cause arousal, a small grunt escaping as I fixed the phone.

"Yeah I just...it's too embarrassing to talk about right now; I promise I'll tell you later, okay?"

"Well, okay. Call me back as soon as you can, yeah?" His voice, just hearing it was enough to make me take my hand down there and...

"Yeah! Alright, talk to you soon!" With that I hung up the phone, letting me bring myself to a wave of euphoria, Zayn's face being the only thing in my mind as I did so.

a.n.

okay b i t c h if any of you watch anime and haven't seen madoka magica i HIGHLY RECOMMEND

IT'S SO GOOD BUT IT'S SAD SO IF YOU WANT A FEELS TRIP WATCH IT MAYBE MKAY THEN WE CAN CRY TOGETHER :))))) 

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